Roses Really Smell Like POO POO POOO

Why do I keep smelling shit in my living room? It smells like pure, fresh, stinky, smelly SHIT. The kinda shit that's in a bush near the McDonald's on Haight St. You know! The one you smell and you either: A) constantly check the bottom of your feet or B) drag your feet on the pavement/grass and groan. I do option B. 'Cause I know you hella give a shit.

I think my brother may be farting in his sleep. His bedroom is right at the begining of the hall way and he sleeps with his door open. His ass smells so fucking bad too. My mom thought it was his diabetes at first but then she couldn't stand it and started telling him to "scrub his bootty better." Yea, I hella laughed too even though it was kinda awkward. My brother needs to change his fucking diet or something. Six eggos every morning and sometimes in the afternoons is not doing him well. He's gonna be a diabetic and have colon cancer. His diabetes wasn't preventable but a gross ass is! I hope to god he fixes it or something. Same goes for my dad.

Anyways, I joined this community on LJ. Guess what it's called! Dew it babby dew it. "Scene Queens" aka "SQ" is disgusting. Honestly. There's a bunch of girls who talk about this Audrey girl and Hannah Beth. They want every bit of their clothing and want all their connections. They suck hella ass when a fight breaks out. Oh and fights are usually started out by "So I heard Hannah Beth and Audrey aren't friends anymore because Hannah Beth is constantly out and about doing photoshoots and such. Leaving no time for her bffz Audrey!!! I feel so bad for Audrey :(" Then everyone picks sides and yells at eachother. These girls know these bitches' WEIGHT, HIEGHT, DATE OF BIRTH, FAVORITE ICE CREAM, WHERE THEY BUY THEIR BRAS, and watch their buzznet videos day and night. It's disgusting. They even started a community for Cory Kennedy. Cory's a dope chick. Well that's how it seems. But you know, people hella lie about shit on the net then go fuck and kill lil 14 year old babies. Back 2 Cory; they're talking shit on her because she's "constantly drugged out". SO not true. She just has those sleepy eyes everyone dies for. BUt since she has a personality in which she juss dun GIVE A FUUUUCCKK people take it as "she's a fucking gross drunk." People make me sick.

Tomorrow is Berkley with HEAVEN ONLY KNOWS I'M James NOW! Kate is now coming along as well. I hope he doesn't get upset er anything. I'm gonna buy some hot shit since I lost more weight and feel sessy. :-* :-*

I BELIEVE THAT EVERY HUMAN BEING (male or female) SHOULD BUY SKIMPY-SEXY CLOTHES FOR THE STRICT PURPOSE OF DANCING INFRONT OF THE MIRROR WITH THEM ON!
preferably to Peaches, Mickey Avalon, or any other danceable shit with real naughty lyrics. (ie."Fuck On Cocaine")

It's 5:14 AM. I just read a butt load of posts on styleslut.com (link at your right) and I laughed so much.

I"m so fucking over all this "HAHAHAHA I AM SO WHITE THAT I'M GOING TO ACT 'GHETTO' AND IT'LL BE SO FUNNY!!!!hahah! Sup dawg! It's Funky Bam in da fuckin' HIZZ-OUSE! Blast that shit nigga! E-40 watta!!! YADIDAMEAN?!" You can get you stupid ass shit on and burnt to death.

P.S. Fuck Fall Out Boy and Peter Wentz's nappy haired dick too.