No Jokes, No Lies, Just Real Talk: Curtis Vodka

(Intro 32 Bars)

"I get kicked out of the place I was staying in Brooklyn sometime in November. I stay with my boy DJ Morsy till I get some cash to dip out. I take a Greyhound Bus from Manhattan straight to Seattle. 3 days straight. I leave Seattle to fly to Anchorage. I get back. I stay with my younger brother for at least two weeks in December. I dip out of his place and then go vist some other people. I smoke some DMT and I trip HARD and stay up for 8 hours."


(Build Up 64 Bars)

"As I am about to go to bed I get a phone call from my boy Vegas Paris in which he tells me "Yo, your brother was found dead" and then I bug out for a few hours then dip out to the hospital and then I cry and I go out of my mind for a few weeks and as I'm burying my brother I'm thinking "What the fuck..." Then a month later Disco D tells me he wants to kill himself and that his life is over with. I try and talk him out of it and he asks for me to help him regain his title back and I agreed. Two days later I get a phone call telling me that Disco D killed himself."

(Verse 16 Bars)

"Just a few days later, I go camping and we drive a good 8-10 hours up north from Anchorage. My friends and I go to my friend's cabin which is unfinished and just camp out and whatever. But, the weather had a different idea. It rained hard and destroyed all our food. We had to go into a semi rapid river for 4-5 hours trying to catch fish with our bare hands and we finally caught two of them and ate them raw since there wasn't a fire we could build and then we pass out in the unfinished cabin and then decide to wake up later and go hunt for moose for more food."

(Breakdown 8 Bars)

"I unlock the gun and I hear an amazingly loud snap from my right. I pull the trigger on accident and I shoot an oncoming grizzly bear in the head and kill it. I get white as a ghost and I bitch out and I go home."

(Reprise 96 Bars)

"Then I made Live @ Club Zebra and typed all this shit up for you."


Curtis Vodka is in Anchorage getting ready for a tour, listening to psych rock, and making impeccable disco house tracks with an old PC on a friend's living room floor. "Live @ Club Zebra" is streaming on his Myspace.

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