they either try to get you to slut it up in heels and push up bras and body glitter and be a bimbo, or shadily try to get you to juice and become a she hulk, but you reject both proposals and roll up in a singlet and all these huge dudes are like i aint hittin no girl, and it's at that point where you're like fuck this, i came to rock, and you go in for the low blow, then hit em some sort of bizarre supplex that should be impossible given your size, but it's not, and mad dudes are like, fuck this, i don't wanna fight her no more, but the people love you, like the way they loved the rock back in the day, so they have no choice but to feature you heavily... push comes to shove and its movie deals, endorsements, videogames, and of course, reality tv pitches
-K
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