Fuck Life Up

1. Texting while in the movie theater.
   
2. Walking through weddings that are being held in public places.
   ie. beaches, parks, etc.
3. Eating almost all your coworkers'/roommates' food and leaving a very small amount for them, or just eating all of it. Preferably before dinner time.
   
4. Not flushing poops.
5. Standing close to strangers, especially on the bus.
   
6. Getting in the way of joggers and forcing "Parallel Synchronized Randomness", except for that it's not random it's just you being an asshole.
7. Touching people's hands.
8. Giving babies dirty looks.
   
   To be continued...