So I tried that whole "treat yourself to a new pair of shoes" thing that most women I hear do when they've just been dumped. It's stupid don't try it. I usually don't do this sort of thing but I really wanted a pair of shoes and for some reason felt that I need a "good enough" reason to buy them. My reason was stupid and all I ended up with was some lesbian checking out my legs while making out with her girlfriend and some hipster trying to hit on me by being nice to my dad. He called him bud. Next time I'm just going to buy something because I want it.

I do dumb shit when I'm sober and my serotonin is low.